Land Major Media Coverage in 90 Days – Guaranteed or We Work Free

Your press releases are ghosted. Your crisis plan is a meme. Let’s make reporters beg for your story. In a media landscape crowded with noise, your brand deserves headlines, not the silence of overlooked pitches. It’s time to transform your PR strategy and take control of your narrative.

Why 327 Brands Became Media Darlings

Across industries, brands are turning themselves into media magnets. Finovate Labs secured features in Forbes three times within just 60 days. MedSecure successfully contained a $20 million crisis in under four hours. GreenTech Innovators landed 23 CEO interviews across CNBC and Bloomberg, turning executive visibility into mainstream influence.

The Brutal Truth About Your PR Strategy

Reporters are discarding your pitches faster than Nigerian prince emails. What you call thought leadership amounts to little more than reluctant LinkedIn posts. And your crisis management? It resembles a five-alarm dumpster fire. Meanwhile, your competitors are owning the narrative within your industry. Journalists are filing your brand under "desperate for coverage," and your Wikipedia page reads more like a ransom note than a success story.

The PR Machine Built for War Rooms

This isn’t fluff. It’s ink and influence at scale. Enter the Media Blitz Engine, powered by over 3,200 journalist relationships spanning from The Wall Street Journal to niche trade publications. With pitch angles that slice through gatekeeper resistance and press kits that captivate rather than induce comas, your story will finally get the attention it deserves.

Deploy the Crisis Kill Switch with 24/7 monitoring for emerging threats, pre-written statements for every disaster tier, and a dark web sentiment radar that catches fires before they spread. Amplify your influence further with ghostwritten bylines in your authentic voice, securing placements from Harvard Business Review to TechCrunch. Tap into a podcast booking algorithm that eliminates cold pitching and utilise boardroom-ready reputation scores to command attention in any room.

Last Quarter’s Results

Our campaigns have driven an average increase of 89% in executive social influence. We’ve achieved a 14-minute average response time to crises and delivered an earned media value of $3.8 million per client. These are not vanity metrics—they’re the result of proven systems designed for speed and impact.

Why We’re Not Your Father’s PR Firm

With us, you pay only after coverage is secured. Your first invoice arrives only once your story hits the headlines. Our team includes ex-editors from The Wall Street Journal and Fortune, bringing a combined 22 years of newsroom authority to your campaigns. And if our goals aren’t met? We’ll pull coverage with the nuclear option. Claim your free media audit today. There are only a few spots left, and the application takes just 90 seconds—no retainers, no fluff, just results.